What do you want to bet Adam Carolla is the type of guy to wear a super expensive ugly watch on this wrist and not realize that is just a bracelet with a clock in the middle.

I’m a simple man; I see Zoidberg and I click the star.

The persecution of right-wingers is just quality control to everyone else.

republicans?

“I don’t know what side to take.” ~ Stewart Bracelet

I can’t get you the raw data, but we can see about data simmered low for 8 to 12 hours.

nothing says “I am a dickhead named Paul” better than the phrase “bemused r-words”

COVID isn’t the only raging pandemic. Trump’s right wing dementia seems to be contagious. Who’s next, Dennis Miller?

So there’s no difference between people laughing at you and laughing with you? I beg to differ.

You know who’s not having trouble getting a stew going, baby?

I sense a meme randomizer opportunity.

One Thanksgiving Eve, the whole family went to a movie, and a preview for The Tooth Fairy came one. An elderly woman was laughing her head off, and as I looked around I realized our group was the entire audience, and the woman cracking up was my mother.

This is my favorite:

Ok, that One Giant Hand comic is actually pretty dam funny.

Of course Mike Truk is the best name in that list. It’s a given. (Although in terms of realism, I would not be surprised if I were to open up the ol’ senior yearbook to find that Glenallen Mixon was a member of my class for 7 years and I didn’t realize it.)

Au contraire, the greatest Americans are the many names of David Ryder:

Where was I wrong?

His podcast is very popular with 20-somethings who are stupid enough to accept the premise of “hey man I’m just asking questions.” Rogan himself calls himself an “ape” and claims he doesn’t know anything and he’s just curious, which is fine if you’re a moron with a bit in The Man Show, not so much when you’re giving a…

Joe Rogan is just Art Bell for dude-bros + racists