It’s not that radioactive dirt/dust is especially harmful to your hands, it’s that you’re at risk of tracking it home and having it sit around your house, irradiating you, or potentially inhaling some if it, which is even worse for long term exposure.

Don’t be greedy. You already have the coolest rat to yourself.

They were also a bit too with the glaven and the hoyven and the mayven for Jerry to tolerate.

I think the reactor was probably designed by humans

Jesus, what a dick. Can’t we have one major celebrity  who isn’t an asshole? I keep expecting to hear that Tom Hanks eats babies in his spare time.

I mean, everything else from the 80's is cool again now, so...

Soon to be re-released songs of Gary Lewis

More like The Stingy Professor

This is the place where his will became a “won’t”.

Ten years, thus increasing the chance I’ll still be alive to see it, Trump administration activity notwithstanding.

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS I CAN HAVE ALL THESE PUPPIES TO MYSELF?

He’s Driving the point home hard, though some might Miss it. However with his demeanor he will always come out fresh as a Daisy.

Or even better, one could bite you and give you dog powers.....

Man, Russia sucks.

I had the displeasure to hear about this a couple of days ago from a couple of brainwashed russians in an entirely unrelated forum.

Take your polonium star.

though they might be overstating how deep the impact really is.

They’re Chernadorable.

Next you’re going to tell me Al Pacino isn’t actually Satan

Oh big deal, your hands are radioactive after you pet these good boys. They’ll just grow back - stronger even!