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You really think the alt right is the product of people who had to do chores growing up?

These guys have never had any real responsibilities in their lives.

I wonder where one would find that information.

Why is this here? I wanted this comment to be an answer to another one :/. This kinja thing is awful, chaotic and confusing.

Is that Javier Bardem? His Coen bros. bowl cut was such a potent image it obliterated my memory of the rest of his head.

Agree- Barb struck a chord with me because she looked like a few girls when I was in HS, 1982, 83 or so. The hair, the glasses, the schlubby sweaters, the prim ruffly collar, were unfashionable even then, unremarkable. The idea that 21st c. stylist so painstakingly and accurately re-created that certain look, as if

Charlize Theron. She got hideous for Monster and cut off her arm for Mad Max: Fury Road.

Stranger things have happened.

an increasingly senseless, distorted reality that eventually collapses into an overlong hallucination of the shittiness of humankind.

Having not really looked at the credits for the film, I assumed from the trailer that the husband was being played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

also, pre-Kinja

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

I do not buy them as a couple at all. Jennifer Lawrence is far too old to be a plausible love interest for Javier Bardem.

Well, so far it’s been the case that Apple makes insane profits off of the overpriced goods and services they sell to me, and most other corporations make insane profits by selling my “anonymized” data to other corporations, so I’m kind of happy with the evil I’ve got right now.

I was under the impression that a grand was not an outrageous price for a top-of-the-line smartphone. How much did they cost before this one?

I’m trying to work out what’s so dystopian about all of this. A company released a new phone. And it costs money, because technology is expensive. How terrible! This must mean the end of times for some reason.

ONLY LEFT WING POLITICS CAN BE BROUGHT UP IN SPORTS

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t

It wouldn’t be a perfectly good iPhone if it needed fixing, now would it, O’Neal?

Hardly anybody buys smartphones straight up. A 128GB iPhone 7 plus was like $850 when it came out. All this really will cost is like $10 extra a month with whatever plan you’re using

Look, I get that snark is basically the currency around here, but I’m done getting worked up about Apple announcements, love them or hate them.