It’ll pole vault onto home video.

What the hell is going on under his nose? Is that a sweat reflection, or crushed Adderall?

Well, okayyyyyy… If you say so. I still think the timeline over here is pretty wack.

Counterpoint: Yes.

DIVX players as far as the eye can see…

“No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

Tivo had the game down as “Sunday Night Football,” so clearly my timeline is already good and fucked.

I call it… “The Bus with the Three-Picture Deal.”

What’s this about a guy falling in the snow?

Zune never had a larger capacity device than a “classic” iPod at corresponding points in their lifecycles, but I did like the Zune’s screen size and UI.

That video has a really weird typo for “The Outsized Hype of In-N-Out.”

Coming right after the line “[…] video games are gaining popularity among the elderly.”

Kill it with fire.

Now kiss.

Dear Lorne Michaels, There are too
many SNL cast members nowadays.
Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

A lot less purchasing of Yahoo stock.

I’m no Jedi, but that one being a blade shy of a swastika is the least of its problems.

Make the prequels childish pablum and the fanbase hates it. Make the sequels more serious and nuanced and the fanbase hates it.