It is my god-given right as an American to eat golf balls and I will brook no argument.

Everyone’s favorite Paul Rudd is the Paul Rudd which had the role when they first became aware of the existence of Paul Rudd.

Use of Pantone 15-0343 now requires a direct license from Disney.

All we are is bits in the wind…

If only we could just chuck them all in so they can live out their Mad Max cosplay fantasy and quit mucking it up for the rest of us.

Chicago, but they died.

Please clap. For Maynard.

Yes… I have a question about the 1,500 pounds?

As a kid, I thought the movie title was made up.

“A’s hire A’s and B’s hire C’s” is how I’ve heard it.

If not for the AV Club’s mentions of Dancing with the Stars (free advertisement), ABC would have had to axe the show years ago!

“Made in the USA with dice and tokens made in China”

The boomers know what they did.

A Star is Born?

“fame”

TOO HIGH

There is only one true space buggy fight.

Masks for everyone.

That’s why I only eat natural, wild mushrooms, plucked straight from the forest floor.

Spider-Man should be in the public domain.