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Barron is young, but he’s got wonderful potential.

Control had seized, um, control of a bunch of Section 31 ships and was gunning for that sweet, sweet sphere info […]

I mean, it’s a fan video, so it may have been compiled by a 10 year-old.

I think Iron Man 2’s badness is vastly overrated…

But accountants make the best movies!

True story: For the first season of GoT I thought it was a video game because of seeing headlines for the “Newbies” and “Experts” reviews here.

106 minutes later…

That ship has sailed. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

But you wanna know how bad they’re really doing? Someone pre-made this graphic on Getty Images, and we’re using it as our header photo. 

Another point of contention for me, at least on iOS - why does Kinja just refuse to log in sometimes?

The Leftovers: The Movie

I love Vonnegut, but I’ll still be calling our bloated sack of shit president a bloated sack of shit at every opportunity.

Samsung, LG, Sony, Vizio, Roku, and Amazon.

Big-time swelling? Six months of stretched out scrotum? Jesus, what Hollywood Upstairs Medical College doctor did you guys go to?

I know these articles have a certain snark percentage requirement, but dial it down a notch. Not every paragraph needs to be too cool for school.

TIL curved screen TVs were still a thing.

TIL curved screen TVs were still a thing.

We can only imagine that she’ll soon try to somehow remove these comments from the internet.

Fucking Arial?

[…] as just yesterday a “mini bible” allegedly signed by Trump in 2016 was sold on eBay for $325.