Here’s what we learn from Spock: the Red Angel appeared to him as a child and helped him save Burnham’s life through the magic of time travel.

That island looks dangerous.

If you told me that was the storyline from a Silver Age Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen, I wouldn’t bat an eye.

Spaceships capable of interstellar flight!

Little Big Planet for me.

That Drinkwell water fountain is a pain in the ass to clean, with many hard-to-reach nooks and crannies and sharp edges that you will gash your water-soaked skin on.

That Drinkwell water fountain is a pain in the ass to clean, with many hard-to-reach nooks and crannies and sharp…

Damn… I’ve been having to use Kinja in a private tab to log in successfully since forever. Thanks for the tip!

Also “your favorite president,” like he’s the host of a children’s cartoon show.

Season ONE?!

One of the women who went on the record with the Times was Adams’ ex-wife Many Moore […]

No, the Zune did not have a user-replaceable battery.

The best part with the cake abomination was lifted from The Simpsons.

That was my wife’s take too.

I am altering the spacing. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

A similar story is told in Joe Halderman’s The Accidental Time Machine, where the machine only moves forward, and each jump is 12 times longer than the last.

I liked how they ramped up the SFX for the spinning scraper thing and ducked the vocals right when “that deaf, dumb, and blind kid” lyric came up in the song.

Dammit! AV Club wasted the one article they release each day on Levine!

That’s what that show was!

Ooooh… the deadly grey nurse shark.

…and they’ll also still be Disney, which is an operation that may have some legs.