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Still, I wasn’t totally convinced that blue light was such a huge problem for me personally — my iPhone and MacBook both have Night Shift set to turn on at sunset — so I didn’t foresee any major differences in my regular routine of insomnia after using the glasses, which Felix Gray sent me to try out.

Still, I wasn’t totally convinced that blue light was such a huge problem for me personally — my iPhone and MacBook

A couple years back I went on vacation and took Conan off the DVR so other things wouldn’t get taped over.

(not all *actual* work involves typing)

(not all *actual* work involves typing)

Passion projects? Have you seen Destination Wedding? Because ehhhhhhhh… 😐

I still have to open Kinja in a private tab for login to be successful before going over to AV Club.

I don’t see what’s the problem.

The tomato sauce takes these in a different direction to what I grew up with, which leans heavy towards the pineapple. My grandma would make them on Christmas Eve.

That was forever ago.

Just wait until the em-dash — the subtextual typographic terrorrears its head.

How dare you question a marketing campaign for Montgomery Ward to sell coloring books!

Online polls: The Gold Standard in accurate opinion gathering.

There was a brand of oysters called “(N-word) Head Oysters” in the early 50s. Why don’t we bring that shit back, since we’ve shot our smug presentist high horse and all? 🙄

I look forward to reading their home page manifesto for each and every song ever written that they’ve elected not to include in their playlist.

“The audio’s crap, but it’s cheaper!”

“lame Amazaon jokes”

Who’s invading my what, now?

I know ho-ho-Apple-released-some-shit-and-don’t-like-the-swears checks the snark box, but you overlooked the fucking adorable hot mic exchange between Tim Cook and Lana Del Ray during the applause after her performance.

I can actually see some weird potential for a story where nobody can touch anything.

…but now you’ve read pretty much everything about it.

Oh, god yes. The hoops you had to jump through to (most often not) connect to a given server became so convoluted that it just became pointless.