Peter Parker picked a poor place for Ben to park in.

TOO SOON.

Would you be less of a dick about it if we called the book a “charming nonfiction collection?”

Yeah, because that would… wait, what?

Yeah, when I listen on my Sennheiser 660S with a dedicated amp, I’m not hearing anything more out of the extra 64kbps.

Encode with AAC instead of MP3.

I’ve got a few of these strips that I cut out of the newspaper* at the time.

Bumblebee gets attacked, takes on a new, angry headpiece, and turns his arm into a cannon?

Feck the fuckless!

Sucks to be Tennessee, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Surprise Tom Hanks!

That would explain Rhodey’s change in appearance between Iron Man and Iron Man 2. The Skrull was just mixin’ things up a bit.

Oh… but then you miss out on the cut person getting their coda on the porch with Amy and Nick!

Clogging your arteries with mediocre burgers and shitty fries to own the libs.

My interview was brief. Some questions about my reasons for travel, frequency, past destinations… that sort of thing.

A definite “You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.” vibe off that one.

Just don’t ask what he uses for the battery cells’ electrolyte.

“This has really come at the expense of seeing my kids. And seeing friends.”

Well, I cannot tell a falsehood…

If JFK talked about putting a man on the moon to claim it as American land and create a military base there, then yes, I could see him getting some pushback.