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(turns to camera, winks)

Agreed. We say that about teen Kate every time too.

That’s a balloon knot.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed is NBC that Netflix dropped The Cloverfield Paradox tonight and stole at least part of its live-tweeting thunder?

My complaint was “Get down off the fucking posts.”

Tangentially a jingle; but the recent T-Mobile ad that ran their audio stinger and Netflix’ back-to-back in a repeated loop.

You know what today is? Taco Tuuuuuesday, taco Tuuuuuesday! 

“HEY MAN, IS THAT FREEDOM ROCK?!”

Apple’s coming out with a $349 smart speaker next month. That’s...bold, especially when you can get two Sonos Ones for the same price for a limited time.

Apple’s coming out with a $349 smart speaker next month. That’s...bold, especially when you can get two Sonos Ones

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Alexa

I thought that was the flying car sound from The Jetsons?

Mandela!

Same thing watching Stripes in Wisconsin when Murray says how easy it is to travel into Czechoslovakia.

I liked the line early in Clone Wars when Anakin is being all creepy and she tells him to knock it off. When he asks why, she replies “because it makes me uncomfortable.”

[…] a Nintendo Switch at full power while you’re playing Zelda on a plane […]

[…] a Nintendo Switch at full power while you’re playing Zelda on a plane […]

Sony Wega? 😉

In conclusion, I demand that the plaintiff immediately drop their libel lawsuit over my posting of several “Kid Rock is a douchebag” billboards, as said billboards were merely referring to my song; Kid Rock is a Douchebag (sample lyric: “Kid Rock is a douchebag”).

I thought “Mini-Pink.”

I started playing it off the Apple TV’s “TV” app and after The Hood Maker, the Prime app started playing “episode 6.” The Prime app had a completely different order. I checked IMDB to look up an actor, and the episode order there matched the Apple TV’s.

Naw… this year I’m trying to be gentle. Ben dealing with too much pooh lately.