You say po-ten-tial, I say po-ta-to.

I masturbated this morning, snuffing out the existence of tens of thousands of unborn babies.

One step at a time, there.

“I don’t think you have much say over Duck Duck Go.”

Naturally. Apple’s resurgence over the last 20 years wasn’t because they produced products people wanted, it was because of some cult thing. It’s the only logical explanation.

That’s the total price for an out-of-warranty battery replacement with an iPhone 6 or later.

True, that’s probably the most “classic Twilight Zone” (not in a good way) ending for an episode.

I’ll never understand why Playtest is the one to always get singled out.

I liked how in the interview with the dentist, after he said how the woman on the street had a lime jacket and the investigator said it was actually yellow, the jacket that was currently on the screen changed from green to yellow, showing the suggestibility and fallibility of memory. It was a nice touch.

I know the episodes are all supposed to link to each other […]

Perhaps. I liked San Junipero, but I also liked Playtest just fine, so I don’t know what to tell you.

If the frustrations are hidden and the meltdowns secret, what is it you’re looking upon to love, exactly?

http://botnik.org/content/seinfeld-1.html

(signs up for Sprint)

Meanwhile, down in the music mines…

“Pay no attention to the man behind the whiteboard!”

…and still, periodically, the CSS will fail, requiring the page to be reloaded.

Cheap Toy Roundup!, he cried, once again in an annual plea of futility that has probably gone on for longer than the feature’s actual run.

Please tell me that 90% of the comments were outrage over the mismatch in text perspective.