svtyler
SVTyler
svtyler

Fuck the haters, I liked the article. Though that may be because I too drive a slightly-older Aston Martin...

One of these little buggers so the spirit of Colin Chapman may live on forever and ever.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I was the dude who submitted the pepperoni lady story (no idea why it was credited to someone else); manager working that night is an not-too-bright control freak who treats us like children so seeing a four-piece small in the to-go warmer would’ve set him off because we made an order without his permission and made

That was actually me who submitted that (no idea why it was under ‘Teddy Barker’); manager is a by-the-books control-freak who doesn’t like anyone else cooking food, so if he came back in and saw me cutting a 1/4 pizza ten minutes before close for an order he’d ignore any explanation and flip shit assuming I was

That was me who submitted the story (no idea why it was credited to ‘Teddy Barker’). My boss is very particular about non-cooks making orders so I making extra clarifications so I didn’t screw it up and get yelled at, not being deliberately obtuse. She really meant 1/3 so that didn’t really save me anyways.

So more 40 more horsepower, more practicality, a better interior, and better-looking than an STi for a grand more?

Hi Skip!

It’s not, for every instance like the 350Z kid there’s literally thousands of transactions that go off without a hitch. When scary shit like this happens people want something to blame so it seems like there’s some kind of order to this fucked-up world we live in (kid gets murdered for his car? That would only happen

Should also mention I tried to visit their old GeoCities site and somehow got RickRolled by Yahoo:

Dad, get off the Internet.

It’s... beautiful...

I can't imagine Ford would add ~70HP to the Focus without increasing rotor diameter, along with multiple-piston calipers and more aggressive pads. IIRC Brembo did the brakes for the RS so I'd imagine they have it figured out.

Think it just looks like that because of how big the rims are. Must be 19's or even 20's on the RS since the space between the rim and rotor looks bigger than the ST's even though the RS's rotors will have a larger diameter.

The Camaro look like it's angrily contemplating its next move after its Jenga opponent pulled one of the two remaining bottom blocks off the stack.

To be fair, I'd be pretty pissed off too if I had to daily a Suzuki Aerio.

Besides the fact I don't have the equipment to do it, put simply I don't trust myself. I've done minor, idiot-proof stuff (spark plugs, oil changes, few ancillary engine components) but for the more involved things I'd rather take it to someone who knows exactly what they're doing instead of some dumbass kid whose