No Glitter in the oil and no knocks from the rods. Run it

A few caveats:

Thank you Mrcedes

This is really easy to solve. For the U.S. round, everyone has to drive vintage WRC cars from 25 years ago.

You say some folks are reaching for the Back button, meanwhile I’m <rightclick> <Open in new tab>

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Thanksgiving dinner must be a blast.

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what? 

Be grateful you don’t steer with the touch screen. That wan’t a request. Be grateful.

This! This! This! Let’s add that many of the working poor that do collect snap benefits have both parents working with some of them working two jobs each because they can’t get full-time work with decent pay and/or benefits.

I spent 15 years working in social services. The amount of hatred towards the poor is absolutely amazing. “They have a cell phone!” Well yeah, they need a phone to do basically anything in today’s world. How can they take calls from work to cover a shift, how can they take calls about job interviews, how can they…

I’m from Ohio and I do not approve this message. 

I think maybe you don't understand FWD driving dynamics in low fiction conditions. 

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

I drive until the car runs out. Then I pop the trunk, grab a plastic bag of gas, pour it into the tank/on my fender/on the ground, then drive to the nearest gas station. Easy.

I think Bugatti does, but those people don’t use the internet. If they need to tell someone something, they just hop in their jet/yacht and tell them to their face.

I enjoyed the first run of episodes and will continue to watch it.

Sorry, Raph, but your take on eliminating traffic stops is as bad today as it was almost a year ago. I pass by a monument everyday going to and from work because some jackass didn’t think that they needed to do 15mph in a school zone and ran over a little girl and killed her. Over ten years later, I don’t think that…

Let me just add that the ad situation in Jalopnia is getting out of hand. As I was typing for my other comment, suddenly a popup thrust itself onto my screen, front and center, like an unsolicited dick pic. And I couldn’t comment on hardly anything last week because ads wouldn’t scroll or shrink out of the way to…