Moving the Deadspin offices. 

If it weren’t for Money, I’d have a stable full of new cars. I’d also have a stable full of Money.

The main issue is the price. If they were asking for a couple grand, it’d be a hilarious rally cross car or winter hoonmobile, and you just drive it until something blows up.

How to price a car: (good market value)+(full price of all mods)+(quantified emotional investment)+(break even value of next desired car).

This. Is. My Jam.

This delay won’t have much impact. The next PlayStation is already is delayed, so Gran Turismo’s next version will be delayed, and that’s the only place people bought TVRs.

I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

Shouldn’t the SEC be investigating Telsa for unintended acceleration this quarter?

Somebody let grandpa on the computer again.

Considering the current state of American politics, that's pretty uncrazy in comparison.

Can we talk about whatever shenanigans this site is doing behind the scenes too?  A website with some text and images should not max out an i7 processor...

Does anyone still work at Jalopnik? Since Patrick and Andrew have already left and Alanis is on her way out, seems like the office (or slack) is getting quieter every day.

CP in 1985, 1955, 2015 and 1885 dollars.

Da, I can supply you with Saw, comrade. 

I was kinda like “Okay, o0okay, this is fine”

This is of no practical importance to anyone buying a car.  Any new car is very safe, the differences between them is splitting hairs.

Still think calling it the Thunderbird would’ve been cooler

Voted NP. Don’t care. I’ll be the one. This thing is freaking incredible. It would be endless fun for 0-40 stoplight drag races to embarrass all number of cars. I’d go somewhere full of tech bros driving Ferrari’s and pick on them until I inevitably got too cocky and ended up dead, on fire, squished like a sardine in…

Ignorant statement. There’s nothing wrong with the IMS on the Cayman’s M97. It has an incredibly low low failure rate. And is impossible to access without completely disassembling the engine. Ergo, only an idiot would proactively have anything “done” to the IMS.

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it