“YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!”

I bought the 18i well (and roughly) used.

Big polar-moment-of-mass man, eh? That 2d gen Corvair was one of the prettiest cars of the 60s. 

You mock me cruelly, sir.

I’ll see your Alliance, and raise you an 18i, one of which I actually bought with American dollars back in the 80s. I was a fool. I followed that up with a Peugeot 505.

Jalopnik does not promise to deliver “good content.” I believe some relationship to self-powered (even tangentially) vehicles is all that is required to keep a post off Gizmodo. 

Reverse:

Sometimes I turn on the financial channels and watch as my retirement fund burns away in the chyrons like those Revel airplane models I’d light up and throw out my bedroom window as a kid. Truth be told, watching the little Me-109s drop in flames was more fun.

Gawd! I hope that hideous livery is a wrap. 

What does it take to earn an “Unacceptable” rating? A matter-antimatter annihilation event?

1st Gear: VW Gives Up in USA

Well, cui bono? I’m just sayin’ is all.

How did you make a column about somebody else’s job appointment be about you? This is magical Jedi mind control of the First Order.

Has Poland’s OBRUM and its partners designed

I can only assume that since the Little League World Series has been cancelled for the year, he was getting back in practice for the resumption of NASCAR. 

This kind of thing is entirely predictable when sociopaths are permitted to reproduce.

Bernard “senses” Dolores is gone.

Thank you. 

Drive what you want, but please, for the sake of your social life, don’t refer to your new home state as “Cali.” Especially not north of Monterey. That’s would-be surfer dude (I.e. SoCal transplants) and I-4 biker squid lingo.  You’ll meet a calmer class of friends and be invited to better parties if you make an…