Be honest with us, Torch. You posted this just to prompt all the “trunk monkey” videos. You know our stops.
SVJim
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Tell us about: build quality and handling.
1st Gear: The Car Industry is Hard
At some times in human history, irony was more prized.
Yes. But as you can see, I failed.
I’ll give you a dollar if you sleep with the Audi guy in return for a 6 speed manual (or maybe that Porsche 7 speed?) option in the S4. Trust me, I’m good for the money. (I bet a lot of that misogynistic mail would evaporate if you took one for the team, so to speak.)
“This is news? Are you merde-ing me??”
History is, among other things, a chucklefest.
NASCAR has shown itself an ever more increasingly stupid exercise in excess and recklessness in the “hold my beer” culture. Time after time, they can’t seem to end a race without tremendous wrecks, suggesting (unfairly) that their drivers can’t drive worth a fuck. Guiding a poweful brick-shaped billboard around a bowl…
My bike makes a little over 65hp and weighs a little over 420lbs (fueled up.) I have NEVER felt that I needed more power. Even in 6th gear, I can instantly pick up 20 mph to pass on a freeway. (Dropping to 4th gear makes that move instanter - a real word; trust me I’m a lawyer.)
And “greenlaning?”
Congratulations on seeking fashion mis-guidance from a “man.” Did he sport a man bun?
Congratulations on seeking fashion mis-guidance from a “man.” Did he sport a man bun?
Still no third pedal?
Not surprising. While Nissan has chased around the automotive world for executives (Carlos Danger!), technology (“look at out Wards Top 10 VQ engine (that’s 30 years old now)“, and identity (“We make Four Door Sports Cars (now with slushy CV trannys” “Can you tell our Altima from our Maxima? Hint- we charge more for…
Don’t feel guilty; it’s vulgar. The original needed only 160 hp (race trim) to be seductive and fast. There’s nowhere to race this version, so it has no real point, does it?
While I agree with your analysis, Mr. Trump’s aesthetic sense is among the least of the challenges he presents for America.
Why can’t BMW drop the pretense, admit that Bavarians have small penises, and go full-Ram mode?
I’m no hipster, but I too disdain SUVs. Somebody hit a nerve.