My shame stretches beyond each succeeding horizon.

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Only one year too soon for the immortal AMC Eagle: the Adam of the Crossover Clan.

Fox: News for people who know nothing and prefer to keep it that way.

What constitutes a “low-ball offer” for a non-running, expensive-to-repair car with a non-functioning radio and sad A/C?

If there’s this much confusion over the actual rules of the game, can there be any doubt we’re all uncertain about the great “Unwritten Rules?”

Kate Bernot was recently looking for a Good Bagel.  You should give her a call.

Must not have polled David Tracy. 

I recall reading a lot of disclaimer language somewhere in the Touareg ad. Any similar footnoted folderol with the Ford stunt?

You are correct. That Renault is NOT safe. Especially that pic-a-nic basket!

BTW, what happened when the bullet broke through the floor of the brothel above the saloon? I always suspected those cowboy movies only told half the story.

We are not “legitimately under proto-authoritarian rule.”  

You know, when you squish it like that, it looks a lot like an XJ220.

Seriously??!??

he secured a majority of votes from the 160,000 members of the party in a country of 66 million people (that’s 0.24 percent of the population),

If you enjoy the simplistic, childish wonderment of Frozen ($1.3 Billion worldwide gross), you may think Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tweet is a dickish quibble. But two things:

I’m often confused.  Thank you.

Ooh, ooh, ooh; I know, I know: They’ll take out the Statue of Liberty question because it implies we welcome immigrants.

Burgers contain an inherent contradiction, the foundation of their own likely and messy deconstruction: slipperiness. A burger is a disc of fat held together by ground myelin (which itself contains a good bit of water, released when cooked.) Typical toppings like cheese, ketchup or mustard are similarly wet or…