1st Gear; 2d Gear: Businessing is Hard in the Car Business.

That’s not where all that many people live.

If you are wearing a button-up, collared shirt that is cut longer in the front and back than on the sides (particularly one with a placket front,) tuck it the fuck in. I understand there are women’s tailored blouses which are often worn untucked (even when they fall below the bottom of a jacket) but that neither means…

Martha Stewart doesn’t know whom? By “Influential” did Time mean “influencers” like Aunt Becky’s kid? (I get all my cultural news from Jalopnik and related sites.)

Too much is often actually too much.

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Never had it. Does pineapple pizza have a tomato sauce topping?

Well, true. One nice thing about the AMC V8 is they used the same block for 304, 343, and 390. So, if you have to crack the case you can get a longer stroke remanufactured crank for ~$200, and a set of pistons for between $300 and $400. But why stop there? Another $400 for a manifold, $? for a 4V carb, $2k for a set…

Maybe just bad vongoli?

The real challenge for Nissan is finding a way to monetize these repeated prosecutions of the same guy.

Is your Mom seeing anyone?

“classic ridged potato chips”

God bless us lawyers. God bless us every one!

Yes, but even after you add in the “artistic merit” points, the Bs move on to play CBJ. (I didn’t know this was figure skating, but OK True North, we all tell ourselves the stories we need to hear.)

Stupid cross-branded styling - Check

I can’t imagine anybody actually wanting to watch a video of an old man getting a hand/blow job, no matter how much you hate Tom Brady. 

Sometimes it’s the overly examined life which is not worth living.

Harley has been trying for decades to get a different product mix. They launched the V-Rod 20 years ago, but that wasn’t different enough from traditional Shield and Bar to attract a distinctive market. They tried buying MV Agusta and selling Buells; and couldn’t make either of those moves pay off. They launched the…