Due to our physical attractiveness and fecundity, if we didn’t consume so much cardiac-killing tastiness, the Universe would quickly fill up with Midwesterners.

At some point, there must have been an auto plant at every intersection in the Midlands.

Not “Betta’?” You’re not even trying anymore, are you?

I saw some people being all “black.” I did what anyone would do. Ammirite?

“Elegante??”

Karma

Is there a video that demonstrates that it’s useful?

This sounds a little bit sick (Appropriate for Hooters wings, I guess.)

Raisins make everything worse. Biting into a raisin in a pastry is like biting into a surprise booger. (Never mind how I know.) 

This I knew. (But I’m old.)

Too soon. (But I starred it anyway. Gawd fah-GIVE me!)

They were bored. What was this, parade number 6? Plus those Red Sox parades.  And one each for the Celts and the Bs. 

We here in Cleveland have sooooo much to be proud of.

High-income collegiate athletics is an organized crime cartel masquerading as a social “good.” It’s foundation of “amateurism” is based on the 19th Century British upper-class aversion against being paid, as opposed to simply living on your hereditary estate’s income. That was transposed onto American higher education…

Having you link-quote my comment has been one of the proudest days of my life. (Don’t tell my second-born child.)

Man! I am sooooo glad I didn’t do anything stupid or tasteless 35 years ago.

Damn!! Kudos to those deputies.

Not an African-American, I assume?