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Setting aesthetics aside (mercifully). I can’t make a case for owning this car. Dropping in more nose-weight disrupts whatever handling engineering the Zuffenhausen locked into the 944. (Stiffer springs cannot solve all mass-related problems.) So, this 944 is really more of a straight-line dart than a sports car. Yet,

Stops making cars; makes “supervan.” The universe no longer makes sense to me.

I read “74 Porsche RSR Manual” and “$6,000" and indeed assumed this was one of those soon-to-be-ex-wife-sells-hubby’s-lust-object stories.

backed up by a 5-speed stick but is run by an ECU mapped to an automatic.

Do the ugly red wheels really add $1,000 a piece to the value? Really? ‘Cause that’s a $4000 car, max.

Yeah. This is another “Florida Man” story, but with a scooter and PWC. “Florida Man” is one of the great cultural gifts of the internet.  Sure, it’s no Piltdown Man, but has a slight edge in authenticity.

Ozzies are assholes. They can’t help it. Jimmy the Greek explained it to me: all of their great-great grandparents were criminal assholes. They’re bred that way.

This is the man that millions of Americans eagerly chose to be president. Many still think ge’s grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaat!

Did anyone tell the brewers that Gaffigan is a comedian? (Asking for a friend.)

Collusion??!?!?? I’m shocked, shocked!

If you have 6 grand to spend on a whim, buy it. Consider it a months (years?/) long vacation.

No. Keep your stupid rule-making hands off football fun. There’s little enough of it left.

Caliber? OK.

When did pickups become “cars” as opposed to work tools? When boomers grew up and realized that, even though they were now insurance salesmen and assistant product QM managers, they still wanted to play with trucks. This is why so many weekend gearhead how-to shows demonstrate cutting longbeds down: so you can turn

“In electromobility, you have to be a cost leader...If you are not a cost leader you will not survive.”

My first thought “Camaro?”

If you asked John Montagu, he would probably say that a hot dog sufficed as a “sandwich.”

I read it the first time as TRIAD and thought he was offering his wife for a swing.