FIVE minutes? You don’t have to brag, dude.

5 minutes of frustrated grunting followed by an hour of crying?

no, please, tell us how you really feel. wanna come over later too because you sound like a blast to hang out with...

I know I’m a bit of an outlier, but there is no car I would never drive. They all have something to offer, even if it’s how bad they are. If I could be given a different car every three months with the only promise that it wouldn’t break down, I would take the deal.

Ah, you’re right. I’ve forgotten about that because I see so many manual-swapped 540i’s on Bimmer Forums. I personally like my E39’s with automatics, just because I see them as more of a comfortable cruiser than a hardcore sports car. If I want manual sportiness I’ll just get an M5.

#thatsnothowjetswork

Were money no object, I would own one of these. Fortunately for myself and probably society as a whole, I am financially limited.

Bros won’t be broing all over my M6, that’s why.

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Porsche 911

Yes.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

You have to have conversations like this:

Leakin’ oil in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I needed gas and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

The money doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends
That’s how this country’s run
Defenders are the best friends I ever had
I fought the law and I…

That car is hideous and horrible in every single possible sense of the word.

In other words, Porsche has a perfectly ordinary European commercial vehicle.

Don’t bro me if you don’t know me, brah.

Those are very disturbing pictures. Unbelievable.

The man died in a car that he could have gotten out of. It’s sad that he died, but if you feel like assigning blame in a tragic situation like this (because this is ‘Murica, where your lawyers have to have somebody to blame) then yes, the fault is with the guy who owned a car and know/see how to open the door in the…