“always pushing me to do the right thing”

My god that’s brilliant. And it makes me miss living there SO much. Sing out for all of us of this side of the pond ok?

Insults delivered by the British are particularly cutting.

We’re ready. (NSFW audio)

why are there brake lights, UNDER the brake lights?

There we go. Some nice plastic flares and fender gaps big enough to fit a canned ham . . . I’m feeling more pastoral already.

There’ll be a manual, sales would be restricted if that were not the case. Doesn’t mean you’ll get one though!

I still think that the Obamas’ first act after BHO left the seat should have been an Instagram photo from the shores of Kenya. Middle fingers optional.

- clap clap clap clap -

That’s great, I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too.

Something something second gear.

Muslims in the middle east have been executed in large numbers by other Muslim. Guess what Donny? People are being executed in large numbers and that’s why there are refugees!

I believe the atheist equivalent is “trying desperately not to scream.” That’s what I am doing, anyway.

Later:

Too late!

Quit it. We aren’t your fucking plan B.

You guys aren’t the only ones having panic attacks. We’re right next door and we’ll be one of the first nuked

They didn’t lose America in the first civil war...