“I go by Potok Philippe, I’m an artist”.

They work here in Europe.

To each their own.

Personally I like the Peugeot 208, 508, 3008 and Citroen C5 not because they are different (because against other European and Asian brands they aren’t all that much (e.g. Skoda Kamiq) different) but because I like the lines, the curves, etc...

No idea. But I'm not against the execution of the overall interior scheme. 

Nah, other than the dashboard, the rest is pretty much standard European stuff.

While the Peugeot line up is quite attractive.

It’s all electric and self leveling too.

It’s not the tits in private homes people should worry about, it’s the dicks in government.

I know there is a camp of you who don’t believe in washing your cars. And that’s fine!

There are several companies out the there who make modular systems for Transit Connects, then you simply tailor the Connect to how you want it.

Nah, I’ll still take a Danbury Double-Back VW T6 over the VW California.

The police started before you.

The police love doing these dad jokes.

There is salted caramel and salted caramel fudge. I’m not sure what the difference is as I haven’t tried the fudge one yet.

Happy days mate, happy days.

I'm not sure about Sainsbury's, but asda has them. 

Electric kettle pro-tip: be sure to empty the kettle and leave the cover open to air-dry between uses, which will prevent mold and rust.

Electric kettle pro-tip: be sure to empty the kettle and leave the cover open to air-dry between uses, which will…

We get KitKat Senses here in the U.K.