There are several companies out the there who make modular systems for Transit Connects, then you simply tailor the Connect to how you want it.

Nah, I’ll still take a Danbury Double-Back VW T6 over the VW California.

The police started before you.

The police love doing these dad jokes.

There is salted caramel and salted caramel fudge. I’m not sure what the difference is as I haven’t tried the fudge one yet.

Happy days mate, happy days.

I'm not sure about Sainsbury's, but asda has them. 

Electric kettle pro-tip: be sure to empty the kettle and leave the cover open to air-dry between uses, which will prevent mold and rust.

Electric kettle pro-tip: be sure to empty the kettle and leave the cover open to air-dry between uses, which will…

We get KitKat Senses here in the U.K.

We have ‘Lemon Drizzle’ in the U.K. and the lemon is not as over powering as you’d think.

Then someone called the police and they came fast and furious style.

In Europe. 

I may have to join you. A good mate bought me a bottle of Bunnahabhain for Christmas (in fact, the same one you mentioned).

While I’ve never been a Rich Tea biscuit fan, they do make good dunking biscuits along with Digestives, ginger biscuits, Garibaldi biscuits, Nice biscuits, Malted Milks, Bourbons, Custard creams, short bread, Hobnobs, etc...

When I first saw Smoky Cokey I thought you were referring to the Coca Cola mixer types. Of which the Smoky and the Woody go really well with whisky.

How impossible is it for U.S. police officers to not be shitty to it’s people?

This one,

Why the issue in the boot with the battery packs?

Replace the Mercedes Sprinter with an Iveco Daily.

Once you get to the GBP£11,000 (USD$14,000), the market really opens up.