Some of the brand new cars USD$11,000 (GBP£8,500) will get you in the U.K.

I still like the one I gave him, ‘the tangerine tyrant’. 

My grand father turned around and said, ‘hitler had the right idea about disabled people!’. He said that in a room with my step-father who was retired under ill health for many reasons but prior to that was a manager for many years at two residential care homes in the city and was a trained mental care nurse, the…

I hate that line, ‘it’s god’s will’. Grrr.

I love pecorino cheese. I always (subject to us having it in stock at work) use it in place of parmessan, etc...

A new headlight on my Skoda was just under £900, minus bulbs, etc...

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I wonder how they’d feel about Renaults new advert celebrating 30 years of the Renault Clio.

I don’t normally send christmas cards but this year I found some good ones.

I don’t like dates as a fruit, but man do I love sticky toffee pudding.

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Generally British people don't go, 'I'm gonna eat me some carbs', or 'let's have some protein', etc... we just think. 'Hmmm, I could really go for a chip buttie right now', or 'I'm peckish, what's in the cupboard that requires little to no effort to make, crisp sandwich it is. Nice one', etc... 

They are. 

Stotties are the ultimate breakfast roll.

As well as stotties and wraps. 

Ordinarily licence plates stay with the car, but you can replace them with private or personalised plates, when the private one’s are removed and retained by the owner of the of the plates and the car sold, before the car is sold the original ones are put back on, if this isn’t the case, period correct ones are put on…

This car was originally sold in Carlisle, England

We do both in the U.K., both very northern English.

Sounds like a slight variation of the British chip buttie.

Glad to hear it. Yes life is an adventure but I hope your life is less panicked from here on out.