Generally British people don't go, 'I'm gonna eat me some carbs', or 'let's have some protein', etc... we just think. 'Hmmm, I could really go for a chip buttie right now', or 'I'm peckish, what's in the cupboard that requires little to no effort to make, crisp sandwich it is. Nice one', etc... 

They are. 

Stotties are the ultimate breakfast roll.

As well as stotties and wraps. 

Ordinarily licence plates stay with the car, but you can replace them with private or personalised plates, when the private one’s are removed and retained by the owner of the of the plates and the car sold, before the car is sold the original ones are put back on, if this isn’t the case, period correct ones are put on…

This car was originally sold in Carlisle, England

We do both in the U.K., both very northern English.

Sounds like a slight variation of the British chip buttie.

Glad to hear it. Yes life is an adventure but I hope your life is less panicked from here on out.

Damn. I sincerely hope your situation improves dramatically very soon.

$10 a MONTH!?

We never had strawberry syrup on our 99s where I live, just MrWhippy ice cream, wafer cone and a Flake (well it was always half a Flake really).

Two Flakes, look at mister fancy pants here. ;) 

I was thinking similarly. Her telling him, ‘f**k me like you hate me’ in the bedroom was working for a while. But then it wore off.

There was a period in the U.K. about 15 years ago when pink cars were quite popular.

I still think all cars should come with auto door protectors as standard like the ones optioned on the Ford Focus Mk3 and the Skoda Kodiaq.

Ye’, I’m all for a good game of rugby.

I fear he may of had a few too many knocks to the head, I mean, just look at that cauliflower ear. Lol. 

There’s also, no port. There’s WKD Blue, but no port, how is anyone going to make a Cheeky Vimto?

Ye’, we sell quite a lot of champagnes, bruts and cavas as they are popular drinking.