Cheers mate. 

Lol. I get that a lot too. 

Lol. I even clean any hire cars we get and courtesy cars, even if we only have it for one day.

Same here. I love doing it, but selective of who. The owner has to like or respect their car, if they just see it as a tool to get from A to B, then I don’t want to know.

I do it for free to relax. Have done for years, it’s great to get one that really bad. You can shut the world off for a bit and just get on with removing the dirt from the car in a safest way possible that it doesn’t do any further damage to the car.

I totally agree. I detail cars to relax and have an understanding that if you park your car 20 metres either side of my front door, your car is fair game and I may come and ask for your car keys at some point.

Four inches lower and with a larger boot space than a hatch.

A Ford Focus on larger stilts.

It’s not rude. ‘Got away with it’, they didn’t have to and they could of said no.

The European glasses wouldn’t be a full pint. They use metric and the standard measure is 500ml, and an imperial pint is around 568ml.

None ever had a problem with us asking for more beer and less head, I was there for nearly a year.

When I lived in Holland we’d pop down the local bars for a pint or two on our days off and they’d always pour their beers with a one inch head (even the little Amsterdammers), we’d look at the bar tender and say, ‘can you fill it up’. At first we’d always get, ‘but the foam is the best part’, to which we’d reply, ‘we…

I think even Durham would do it. Lol.

Irn Bru is pretty good, especially with vodka. 

Forget A1, you need proper HP Brown Sauce. 

Lol. Leicestershire cheese from Loughborough and Worcestershire sauce, that’d be fun to listen to.

So is this, pizza base, cheese, meats and then BBQ sauce on top!?

To be fair the London to Scotland sleepers have been going on for years. Since the 1850s in fact.

Sheriff Bill Brooks defended his department’s use of what’s called an airsoft gun, which shoots plastic pellets that are 4.6 mm in diameter, as part of the exercise.

Buy a VW Golf, or buy a SEAT Leon and save between £1,000 (for the base model Golf S and Leon SE) and £5,765 (for the Golf R and the Leon Cupra 290).