I’m not usually one for soya, almond, oat, etc... drinks but I tried a new one just arrived in store the other day. Banana oat drink (In the U.K. they aren’t allowed to be alled milk as they aren’t milk but a milk substitute so tend to be called ‘drink’ or ‘milk alternative’ as in oat drink). It was actually quite…

Eating a burger upside down. Nope.

I remember when I was young the standard practice for visiting someone in hospital was a bottle of Lucozade and some fruit.

It’s what was listed on the Marcos garage website. The number maybe a typo. 

You may know Lucy Davis from Shaun of the Dead.

According to the grid I’m neutral, because a ‘chip buttie’ is a sandwich (as long as it's in between two slices of bread) though I’m not too pedantic as to whether you want to use spread or butter (butter is where the buttie comes in), you can have chips in a roll, but that’s chips in a buttered roll.

Not a sandwich. A sandwich is filling in between two slices of bread, of bread, see, of bread. Not something in place of bread, not a chiabata, roll, bun, bap, stottie, baguette, etc... which has been sliced into to two. Two slices of bread from a loaf. The bread can be white, brown, wheat, rye, sour dough, etc... but…

I don’t like burnouts, I just think they are ridiculous but on this with the side venting exhausts blowing the smoke sideways, it looks impressive.

Check out the little known one off, TVR Vulcan.

If not TVR then Marcos.

Okay so you like the 400bhp 4.0 V8, how about the LS9 swapped 750bhp 6.2 V8?

Not to mention getting sunscreen on the car.

Next event, Shin-Kicking.

The Tickford name goes back to the 1820s, nearly 80 years before Ford was founded. With Tickford Ltd being the company name from 1943. 

Not the most powerful Capri, using a standard engine with a massive turbo.

Lol. Nah, I’d like to think I’d do a better job than that. Just happy coincidence.

I love the Kopparberg pear cider and ye’, the others are like drinking alco-pops but if I’ve a few days off and one is a hot day and the stars align for an offer on the 5 litre keg of the Strawberry and Lime, I’ll take it.

VAG loves their SUVs.

I appreciate a good cider but then the fruit craze started and things went crazy and though I’ve always been a cider should either be apples or pears sort of person I do quite like some of the concoctions that have come about such as Smirnoffs Cider Lime and Passionfruit, there is a little vodka in it and the cider is…

The law is as you mentioned. Look under 25, you will be asked for I.D.