I don’t know what a ‘hoagie’ is and at this point I don’t trust Google to show me.

Noooo. You definitely can’t have a sandwich if it’s not sandwiched, but nor does being sandwiched make it a sandwich. 

Two. Because it’s two individual pieces.

And they were wrong.

I went to Google for hotdog roll, that’s what it gave.

How is this hard to understand.

If

I’m sorry, but I can’t get past the name. ‘Two Hats’, say it five times, getting slightly faster each time.

Oh my god. This reminds me of a night out several years ago.

I work nights. So 8am drinking isn’t so bad. It’s not like I can drink at 8pm.

I tend to get drawn by French and Italian wines.

Oh man. Macarons.

Here in the U.K. we have a comedian called The Pub Landlord (aka Al Murray).

Ye’, U.K. national identifier sticker, German font, German registration stickers, LN - Lübben, Germany city code.  

Oh man. Now I want a pork and egg sandwich with salad cream.

Welcome neighbour.

Nor is it down here just a hop across the border from you. 

I’m in the north of England and always use nice restaurants when I go away because I don’t go away very often so push the boat out a little when I do.

Really. Not even if you could drink like her. You don’t fancy a Dubonnet and gin before lunch, wine with lunch and a glass or two of champagne in the evening?

To be fair we get alcohol with some of our food takeaway deliveries.