suzybiscuit
suzybiscuit
suzybiscuit

Well, I mean, god forbid the artistic discipline and abstract concept of ballet be offended.

You mean ... it was a nice torch.

the fact that passersby fist-bumped the blowtorch guy instead of calling the police

$100 Pence gives the “official” on the night concession.

Could you keep spoilers out of the article’s title?

omg he really is. they even kind of look alike

God, Chaffetz is a shitbag. He’s the Shkreli of Congress.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

It was the same thing with Obama trying to close the Camp Delta prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The GOP (and some shit-head Democrats, to be fair) passed a bill blocking all prisoner transfers off the island, forcing it to remain open, then they would run campaign ads listing it as a “broken campaign promise” by

She’s only 10 years older than Riz Ahmed, the actor who played Naz! By the way, can we talk about how great he was in this? He was all wide eyed terror in the first episode and by the end, his stare down of his former friend in that restaurant/bodega was chilling. Great stuff.

But even as Naz walked free, his life was ruined.

I can’t believe you spent that much time writing what was effectively a giant troll of yourself in response to a troll article

Off topic, but I am the only person I know who liked your documentary about finding those crystal alien skulls. Everyone says it was terrible but I was happy for you when you were reunited with your only not annoying lover and your surprise son. I'm sorry he went so crazy and wears a bag on his head. I don't want to

wow this is really triggering me, you are definitely flagged

*highlights (b)

i hate all vocabulary, because it’s all penis based. like the term “semester”. why can’t it be “ovester”?

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.