Also appropriate.

God, this fucking guy. Loves to talk about choices, but only wants to either take them away from you or make them for you. You’ve also gotta love how he equates himself losing a state primary with America being beaten to the floor. Because of course he does.

I’m so turned on right now.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.

And does the Lady who is accusing this poor young man have a boyfriend? When ladies have boyfriends they lie about having sex with other men so as to not get into trouble with they boyfriend, you know? So they say it was rape. DUH.

Truly Joey McIntyre’s finest hour.

I suppose same-gender rapes usually aren’t gender-motivated hate crimes.

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

The Woz is packing, dude.

I mean, so they definitely had sex right?

If you look closely, it actually says “Made America Hate Again.”

Actually jesus is a lich.

Golf courses and gravesites have a lot in common in that they take up valuable land space that could be used for housing people instead of housing the physically and spiritually dead.

I think it looks like a reindeer.

One instance where changing speeds is not so effective...

I’d say his mood is pretty understandable if he went face first into the airbags