Once a guy at some sandwich place started making my cheese-and-veggies sandwich right after a sloppy tuna for another customer. Tuna salad was all over his gloves (and obviously getting into my food). I gently said, “nevermind,” and left.

That’s the bottom line for me: if someone’s going to fuck up handwashing, they’re going to fuck up glove use. Mandatory glove laws don’t help anything.

If you get Rumblr Premium, they’ll host your fight on an oil rig in international waters.

Your “Drive safe” just made me snort. It’s so civilized, what with the commitment to not cussin’. Maybe they should call it Duelr, and there can be a little glove slapping gif.

Just wanted to point out that if you’re cooking for someone that has a sensitivity to alcohol that its a fallacy that alcohol cooks out, especially in the time it takes to build a pan sauce.

i actually am more than happy to refer to them (lovingly) as roast beef, though i love the idea of “vagina valance”. nice

We need a nicer term than “roast beef curtains.” Pleasure drapes? Vagina Valance?

This woulda been cooler tho:

I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. I thought you were safe. I need Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan to keep their mouths shut about anything important, they’re practically the only Avengers I have left.

I saw this movie at a midnight opening night showing and the speeder bike chase was, especially at the time, amazing to behold. It is what has stayed with me all these years. For that, I cannot hate.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

Honestly? They’re mostly going to be pointed at the ceiling... I don’t think I can bear to ruin the beautiful soles. They’re sittin’ shoes.

Not on her - and the contouring (is that the term?) on her cheeks makes it even worse.

Heh, love “reverse vampire.”

I’ve always been kind of fascinated/confused by how he made it in Hollywood. I’m not just being snarky because of his comments about gender pay equity - I’ve always wondered.

I come out of the balancing your checkbook with a pen school too, and even so, when banks re-order transactions, a $0.20 mistake can cause large fees. And to be fair, it’s totally human to make such mistakes when you don’t actually have enough money to cover your basic expenses. I’ve actually gone grocery shopping…