Kitchenette is truly my favorite section. I'm not nearly as nice as the people in these stories. But, then again, I'm not nearly as bad as the people in the horrible stories. I'm able to take something away from every story here.

YES YES! Mayo is amazing on grilled cheese. You can put it inside, too. Really good mayo is the best, of course.

Someone recently told me that the secret to grilled cheese is...mayo. Like, you put it on the outside of the bread instead of butter before you grill it. I don’t know whether I believe it, but I’m curious enough to try it.

It was quite common in my circle. It was common enough though that those relationships weren’t DEFINING. We had sex with guys our age and older guys too. Some were jerks other were not, but age wasn’t a correlation. That’s not to say that it’s the best idea for a teen, but having sex with someone older, especially if…

I want to see it. As adults we of course want to protect teens from potentially damaging situations - that goes without saying. But on an individual narrative basis, things are more nuanced. I’d love to see this POV story.

I’m going to try to get this in before all of the “OMG this movie glorifies statutory rape/pedophilia” comments take over - I am one of the (I assume) few for whom this film isn’t “beyond the realm of most peoples’ teen experiences”. As a teenager just 2 months over the age of consent in my state, I lost my virginity…

I don’t want to give away too many of the plot intricacies, but I was talking to my Gawker coworker Rich Juzwiak about this and he put it really well, saying that the movie isn’t so much about punishing the dude as it is about making sure that Minnie is okay. Which, imo, is much more important.

I love Pheobe Gloeckner and even though I have this book, it didn’t immediately occur to me that this movie was based on her work. The casting of Minnie is right on the nose with the art, which is what started me wondering if it had anything to do with the graphic novel. I definitely want to see this and recommend…

ok fuck this noise i’m seeing this in the theaters.

even t&l brad pitt? because i mean come on dude

i also say yes, but i feel like current Brad Pitt gets a boost from how hot young Brad Pitt was.

WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING DRESS IT WAS PINK AT THE BOTTOM OH GOD HOPE HAS DIED

If you want to get phelgm out of your lungs and throat, then cough. #hackhack

This is good, productive rage. Swift level, only without the trolling. “A Modest Proposal” is still, imho, the gold standard for trolling.

The only problem I have with this article is your use of the word “hack”. I realize you are quoting other people but you are spreading the misuse like a virus.

Can we talk about the use of the word “hack”?

THEY LOOK LIKE GRIZZLED SAILORS AND I LOVE THEM.

I know this is totally not the point of the story but in her instagram! SPHYNX CAT! If she wasn’t already a hero, her respect for those adorbs furless babies makes her one. Cutest cats alive.

GIVE ME YOUR ARMS WOMAN. I HAVE MANY SKULLS THAT REQUIRE CRUSHING.

I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…