When I saw the trailer I was like, "Time travel is nothing for Cate Blanchett!"

He is like the Santa of dicks. I painted his portrait at a porn premiere in LA once and he could not have been more jovial and obliging.

I asked James Deen to sign my boobs one time at the Upper Floor and he totally did and was a doll.

Superb Ellsberg story! I have one by proxy: my husband, who is a huge Ellsberg fan, was going to see him speak a couple of years ago. We had a Nixon mask we'd bought for a party at Kink.com's Upper Floor, and my husband knew some people who knew Ellsberg, so he took the mask along, got introduced to Ellsberg and asked…

"snorting laughter*

In the '70s in Manhattan I took the subway alone to school and back, starting when I was 10- and so did lots of other kids who went to the nice private school that I went to. Then Etan Patz from my brother's school was abducted. It didn't change anything for me, but it was the beginning of the stranger-danger…

You know, I disagree with you here. To me, the Hemsworth Bros replicate the Ralph/Joseph Fiennes problem: eyes even a millimeter too close together plus dark vs fair, and you have one sunny sibling who is totally fuckable and one smarmy, suspicious looking one I wouldn't touch with another lady's hoo-ha.

"Chalk up" not chock up, dear god, I am sorry but basic literacy?

Look, I have a question about "Cara"- and basically I'm old enough that I barely know who she is anyway- here's what I'm wondering: Does she wear the eyebrows, or do the eyebrows wear her?

Ditto, except I'm waiting for "funniest places/reasons you got arrested". I already trotted out my public sex ones a while back.

I want to be her age and have a guy who looks like Chris Evans help me up anywhere. The bus would be fine. But I would FULLY try for some grab-ass, so I admire Betty's restraint.

And, it is good for all people who may be putting a condom on a penis that is not theirs to keep a variety of sizes of unexpired condoms handy. Some guys who actually need a Magnum may never have tried one- 'cause they don't want to be that guy!

Ah ha! So bleach is a thing! We have one smart cat and one dumb cat, and the smart one wigs out and gets all fascinated and sniffy when I sterilize the bathroom. I was baffled. Now I know!

Agreed. I am a fan of Tim Walker and a fan of David Hockney, and a fan of many of these photos, although I feel like they do not connect to the spirit of Hockney's '70s work at all, except maybe this piece:

I think you mean kowtowing to authority, which likely people don't say anymore because it's racist/cultural appropriation. Or maybe you mean cowering?

Actually in 2017 I'll be demanding to see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I feel I'm fortunate that spending the 80s knocked out on horse tranquilizers means I have zero recall of this movie, even though with my 80s Michael Fox crush I surely saw it. (Seriously, I had a huge crush. My best friend worked in a fancy bookstore and she waited on him, and she saved his credit card receipt for…

That is adorable! But I've become attached to my fantasy narrative of Maru-the-stoner, kicking back in a shoebox with a blunt, so I'm going to explain that burst of activity as induced by Red Bull and Skittles.

I agree with you completely here, and I actually think that surge pricing is a perfectly reasonable market-driven solution in a city where many people I know can afford it. It's every other aspect of Uber's business model and TOS I have a problem with.

Yeah, as someone who grew up in Manhattan, I pretty much feel that anyone who lives in a city where you can't get a real cab ever, BART travels only "on corridor" (ie within pathetically limited routes) and for pathetically limited hours, and the other so-called public transit system, MUNI, is notoriously broken,…