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YES! So totally exciting to get the push-button phone. And then a few years later we hit the big time and got an answering machine......

I don't get this because people see you in person. I'd feel like a weirdo for retouching photos to look thinner or with larger eyes.

I am so glad my first phone as a teenager was a bag phone and that cellphones didn't have cameras. In fact pictures required developing or were Polaroids. If I was going to be stupid at least the fallout wasn't global.

Cthulhu spilled his lego box, that's why.

Dodai, I hate this so much. I hate that we live in a world where we're the ones who are left wondering how we should react when someone sends us a picture of their genitals an hour after meeting them. In a better world, the answer would be totally clear: a sharp reprimand and then out the door you go. There should be

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

Oh hell yes I have a bad roommate story.

I walked in on my three roommates having a dick-measuring contest.

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

Well, at least she has a plan.

In Don Jon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character dumps the high-maintenance, controlling girlfriend played by ScarJo so he can shack up with Julianne Moore instead.

Say what you will, but in my day we KNEW about shit that went down before we were born. And this was before the nets.

"Does everyone have enough to drink? Brenda, how's the new job? How come no one is trying the onion dip?

Coming here to second the plug for Only Lovers Left Alive. It was BEAUTIFUL and very entertaining for an indie film that takes place almost entirely at night and indoors. I'm the person who sees X Men in theaters - not these types of films. But Swinton and Hiddleston called to me...and did not disappoint. WORTH IT.

"You drank Ian."

A tall amphora of water.

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Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!

WELL WHAT IN THE HELL CAN I EAT THEN

From video of experiment preparation.