No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.
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Oh hell yes I have a bad roommate story.
I walked in on my three roommates having a dick-measuring contest.
was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?
Well, at least she has a plan.
In Don Jon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character dumps the high-maintenance, controlling girlfriend played by ScarJo so he can shack up with Julianne Moore instead.
Say what you will, but in my day we KNEW about shit that went down before we were born. And this was before the nets.
"Does everyone have enough to drink? Brenda, how's the new job? How come no one is trying the onion dip?
Coming here to second the plug for Only Lovers Left Alive. It was BEAUTIFUL and very entertaining for an indie film that takes place almost entirely at night and indoors. I'm the person who sees X Men in theaters - not these types of films. But Swinton and Hiddleston called to me...and did not disappoint. WORTH IT.
"You drank Ian."
A tall amphora of water.
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Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Meanwhile tortoises get no love
I normally reserve this comment for Io9 articles but I'm always happy to share the love: WATERSHIP DOWN FOREVER!
Every single person who uses a colloquialism? No. I could say "we're pregnant" bugs me because it's wrong, but there are plenty of phrases that are wrong that don't bother me, so that's sort of silly. It's just a pet peeve, with no more real reason behind it than most of them — "we're pregnant" is one of mine, "his…
That's not a purse, it's a Cthulu that has been re-drained of its soul. And yeah, dem shoes, oof.
Remember when Madonna was in A League of Their Own? And she was perfectly adorable and wonderful as an actress? Can we just have that back, please?