I love giving handies and I've never had a complaint from the recipients. Sometimes I just don't want a wang in my mouth or down theres, and guys seem just fine with a good HJ (over the alternative - masturbating while I lay next to them). Also, handjobs are one of the safest ways to do sex with someone without…

I really wish we could stop asking each other our ages. I understand asking in some senses (wanting to know if you were born in the same era as someone else in an effort to relate to them better, needing to know because you might be macking on someone who turns out to be an older-looking minor, etc.), but it just…

I sometimes wish I could go back and shake my teenage self: "Girl, stop worrying about weighing more than 120lbs! You look great! You will never be this age again! Enjoy it, please!"

I don't like comparisons between women and how they look at all. To me, all ladies are beautiful in their own way. Just like you wouldn't compare an apple with an orange or a kiwi. You can't compare women's appearances with each other. To try to limit one's perception of beauty is missing out on appreciating everyone…

Life is so wacky. You can be young and smooth and beautiful, but you aren't emotionally mature enough to have the perspective to appreciate it. Then you get older and wrinkly and saggy, but you have this glorious lack of self-consciousness that comes with age. Just last night, I finished Zumba and thought about…

I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I used to rock a flower crown in middle/high school. I bought it at a Renaissance fair and insisted on wearing it EVERY. SPRING. In my defense, I was young and no one reprimanded me so I didn't know any better till later.

More importantly, was it an inside job?!

It's not at all. Twitter is often a quick way to get your customer service needs fulfilled.

I hope she was experiencing some wonderful, wonderful turbulence.

May I hug you through the internet? I had similar issues when I went prom dress shopping with my mom and my aunt. I'm still bitter as well.

When I was little (I was born in 1983) I always played with my dad and uncle's vintage Lincoln Logs from the 50's/60's. I loved them! I also played with their super rad ALL METAL Tonka tractors, and a set of primary colored building blocks. Basically, I turned out alright - I'm an artist and a feminist. I don't know…

Today, I learned the Jailhouse Trick where you stay in jail in order to collect $$$ on your properties while never paying a dime.

I know women like that. I have a two year old daughter and I've had friends that are shocked that I'll let her have Barbies if she wants. I had scores of them as a girl. Right now she likes sparkly shoes, babies, dresses and kittens. She also likes trains, play sword fighting with her two older brothers and soccer.…

No. Now leave before we eat you.

Wasn't Richard III killed by Edmund Blackadder the 1st?

I mean... it's a bunch of guys going to a spring break location specifically because it is spring break time and college kids will be there. It's literally just a bunch of upper middle class dudes pretending that they are still in college. Over and over and over and over again.

1) I probably would've been into banging a 30-year-old when I was 19-21. But I was not into the whole spring break thing, so I never had a chance. That and I didn't figure out how to be hot until much later.

I wasn't thinking so much of these specific guys, just the broader idea of putting age walls up that govern who gets to party with whom. I like the idea of just going to a spring break destination and staying up all night partying, running around shirtless, screaming around a campfire, whatever. Basically, doing…

If a menstruating woman's touch sickens men and boys, who don't the women use it to take over?