Kara, I think you need an LA spin-off of Caity and Rich's NYC series, where instead of touristy spots, you go to celebrity-owned restaurants.

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

I went straight for the kill, which is something that is totally out of character for me. Typically, I'll wait years for someone to notice me, but a few years ago I had enough. While out at a bar with a friend on a particularly quiet night, the cold air blew in the object of my affection. We knew each other, but he…

I have seen it.

seconded.

oooh! Pick me! A (probably not definitive) list of things my (now ex for obvious reasons) mother in law did before our wedding:

Every year, the church near us (Catholic, I think) has a Girl Scout Cookie sale. So, every year deathvalleyconsort and I go over so I can horde all the Tagalongs. Anyway, last year, my guy had come off a ridiculously long shift (he's a doctor) but still wanted to come with me so he could breathe actual air.

FINE I GUESS IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

I really thought that Keaton would win (despite my hating Birdman) because the academy seems to award the Best Actor Oscar to people, like Keaton, who have "paid their dues," been around a long time, and are (or were at one time) A-list. They get experimental with the newcomers and young 'uns in the Supporting…

I think it came down to a few things but namely that, in the top line categories (Actor/Actress, Director, Film), there really wasn't any suspense.

HOLY FUCK THAT SPEECH!! Patricia Arquette, 2016!!!

Y'all.

There's nothing French about walking down the streets in shitty flip-flops like a slob, Lena Dunham! Also, sadly, there's generally nothing very carefree about the French.

Major gel nail defender here!!! I can get a nice color and manicure to last almost three weeks, I keep myself from biting and picking at my nails, and I do actually put an SPF lotion on my hands before the manicure, so I feel ok with the potential UV damage (the newer lights also keep you under for 60 seconds or…

The most unwieldy acronym ever.... and it has "FAG" right in the middle?

What'd she order, Fish Filet?

I'm so angry the name Harper has become an it thing just as I reach child bearing peak. It's a family name and I always thought about naming my daughter that if I had one. Now I'd look like a Beckham fan. Of course, I don't want kids and have been pathetically single for years and years so it's a non-issue, but still.

I am now wondering what ritual one must perform to summon a beekeeper.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

Works great as a Gilmore Girls reference, too.