Maybe. Maybe the gods are crazy. Maybe the stars are blind...

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

Yeah, the tweet says on the fridge, but the caption actually “an employee’s personal illustrations at her cubicle” which is much sadder.

I was convinced I would be a gigantic, wailing wreck. Turns out, I was so nervous to be walking down an aisle in front of that many people and trying not to trip that I barely had time to crack a smile. (Though I did break out in purple hives — which were gone by the end of the ceremony — and my photographer was kind…

Glad to hear that. Now if we could just do something about the kids who think being an intern for a very junior house member makes them special.

Is that Wes Anderson’s next film?

Well actually her real name is Fat Patricia.

No, it’s Becky.

Was the second half of your message warranted? No, it wasn’t. Ass.

Isn’t Khloe the one with the rumored paternal parentage to be different from her sisters/the result of an affair? IDK … to be the odd one out when everyone else is directly related and never feel like you have a real dad … I can see why Khloe mourns Bruce very hard as a father figure, but from what I know of her she…

I was a teen working at a Golden Arches

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

There is no Entourage 2!

When your office is paying the bill, all bets are off!

The question isn’t cake vs pie.

You’re just adding more holes for him to try to put his penis in.

…that's the point yes.

Don’t have to ask why—it’s because the cheese gets into all the holes and crevices of the “character” pasta. Spiderman is also good for the same reason! The only problem I have with those varieties of Kraft is that there is less in the box than the original variety.

With actresses like Leighton Meester, I always have to tell myself that they didn’t want all that fame and are super happy being a B-lister and married to Adam Brody (because like, I would be). Because I LOVE Leighton, she is infinitely more talented than Blake and (IMO) a much more interesting beauty. I just *have*…

I still don’t get how she gets more offers than Leighton Meester. It is like the 1st season of Gossip Girl.