Dang; I’d hoped it stood for Jafar.

Literally the first thing I thought of was the Berlin Wall, which was ostensibly to protect East Berlin from the West, effectively trapped East Berliners instead. :(

God I love Misfits so much :D

Guaranteed this creep does this in the grocery store: http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-a-leading-authority-on-what-shouldnt-be-in-p-35922

o shit

I guess Donny Smallhands was grabbing pussies all these years to adorn Kellyanne’s coat?

Considering they’ve already managed to scrub pages on climate change, civil rights, and healthcare from the White House website, no. They do not get a pass on this. http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a52430/white-house-website-changes/

Because we live in a society that hates women. So whenever an actress is talented and works a lot (to the point of “oversaturation”), there is a nasty backlash and we tear her down to build up the next star we’ll get sick of and drag down. :( I love Anne Hathaway too though.

In Chicago, I’ve seen people selling meat products on the CTA. Like raw steaks. The hair dye is a new one though, if only because don’t you need a sink nearby and/or water?

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

As a different Illinois native, I second this.

Could also be associating the color red (big in his campaign with those fucking stupid hats, and the red-state/republican thing) as well?

I’m sure they budget for it.

Bestseller List, apparently. Although tbh I’m not sure how good a metric that is; practically everything I see in a bookstore has a ‘bestseller’ or ‘bestselling author’ sticker on it.

It’s a cancer of the lining around the internal organs (often lungs/chest) that has been strongly linked to asbestos exposure.

They don’t want to prevent abortions; they want women barefoot and pregnant and out of the public sphere (or, if not, they deserve to die in a shady back alley abortion like in the good old days). If you are married, you and your partner must want all the kids at all times; if you aren’t married, you’re a slutty slut…

Zika. You’re forgetting about Zika. 2016 truly was a banner year of flaming garbage.

...IN TEXAS. Snow in Texas in the summer? Perhaps Hell has frozen over down there??

Do you think Trump (who’s normally been on the BUYING end of corruption) is NOT a moneyed elite? The transaction is corrupt no matter which end of it you’re on. Do you really believe that Trump has anything in mind other than his own self-aggrandizement? If so, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.