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And this design had to get past many, many people in the design and marketing world before it got to retail, right? WTF.

I’ve heard of a time where a single mother didn’t want her daughter to go to a friend’s sleepover because the friend’s father was there. The mother didn’t say there were any accusations or creepy vibe from him. She just didn’t want her daughter to be in the same house as a man even through the mother would be there.

It’s not about what they want. It’s what they NEED.

After I saw this movie in 2008 I did some Googling out of curiosity only to find out I work about a mile from the house where the murders took place. They changed the city name from Wineville to Mira Loma. The house is still there, too. And the street the house is on is still named Wineville for some reason.

Becoming a father, I’ve learned that not only would I straight up murder someone that tried to harm my boys, but I would go to the ends of the earth and back to find them if they were to ever disappear.

“Here’s your child back, safe and sound!”

When I was 31, I dated a women ten years younger. I thought it would make me feel younger (it didn’t.)

It’s unfortunate, but looks will always be men’s main priority in picking dates. Everything else is secondary. Personality, common interests, kindness, etc. just help to narrow down which 20 year old to pursue first.

Yes! I hate it when my husband compliments my looks. Like, if he thinks I did a good job on my eyeshadow or something, that’s cool, but a generic “you’re so beautiful” isn’t really a compliment, because I had nothing to do with creating my nose or whatever. Tell me I’m smart or funny or nice; that actually took

This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.

I don’t get it either. But I also think why some men who always seem to go after younger women, is that it’s not just about looks. When you’re younger, you also tend to be more naive, and up for more things. Not that that stuff is a bad thing, but some men take advantage of that. They want the younger women, because

Twenty something year olds I AM SO SORRY that old dudes are contacting you. Eew, you have to deal with that. I’m in my mid thirties and NO ONE is contacting me. It’s great spending Saturday nights shampooing my cat. I got her tropical breeze shampoo so when she sits on my chest while I watch netflix it’s ALMOST like

I mean, the good thing about this is that according to the chart, in approximately one-two more years, creepy old men will stop hitting on me in order to hit on women slightly younger than me.

I think that most of people that want someone decades younger want a trophy, not a relationship.

We had some college kids living downstairs from us for a while and empirically speaking, they were attractive. They were lovely to look at. But the few times that I wound up having a conversation with one or the other of them, I just couldn’t get over how they were basically just children. I’m 33, and the idea of

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.

I’ve had an OkC profile on and off since I was 21 and I’m 25 now and I haven’t really noticed getting any fewer messages now than I did then. And from older female friends, I haven’t heard of any dramatic drop-off at 26 or 27 either.

I got so many OKcupid messages from old guys that I stated “noone over 30” on my profile. After that I still got messages. Normal ones and angry ones telling me that at (then) 22 I was too old anyways. Okay.

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