Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

Hey there mom, let’s run off behind the shady trees, grab a shovel and brass knuckles, and do what I please.

Oh yeah, life without parole....

Save a seat by the fire...

Oh yeah... life goes on / Long after the thrill of murderin’ toddlers is gone

Oh yeah, life doesn’t go on.

Could be worse - it could be like how they did in Victorian times, where they ACTUALLY took pictures of the dead person. It’s super-creepy when you realize the chair the dead kid is sitting on is ITS MOTHER UNDER A SHEET.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Hate starred for snort laugh and immediate shame.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Fat Dracula admits nothing.

As a lifelong Southern Californian, I can solidly state that there are many shades of green that could not truthfully be called verdant. Verdish, maybe. Verdoid. Verdesque.

there is a very good chance that either the Zodiac Killer or a botoxed Garfield the Cat impersonator might end up being the next leader of the free world.

just sayin’