I agree, or at least it sure sounds that way. Doubly so because it’s not clear whether Rachel — or perhaps her mother, who seemed to be hovering during the interview — approached Jezebel first. This story is not exactly sympathy-inducing. Eyeroll-inducing is more like it.

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

Love came to my door

Fellowology explained that sometimes this is “necessary” because the crotch of one’s pants is too tight for one’s balls.

sure why not

We’re all trolls, man. Beautiful, imperfect trolls.

One of my first bonding moments with my now-husband was the agreement that “farts are funny.” Just last night I farted on the couch and he told me “I love your butt music.”

“Laff” is driving me bonkers.

i need a translation of what Marina Abramovic is talking about

we’re not going to mention that Khloe got that butt not by relentlessly lifting weights, but by.... alternative means? Ok. Just checking in. That entire Kardashian clan is packed to the brim with hot garbage.

Important difference is between comfort animals (Mostly bullshit double-speak with no training mandate) and service animals (Specially trained animals)

It was pretty glorious :D

I really liked this show until Mindy got pregnant- that’s a pretty classic jump-the-shark move, and the show and plot never really hit a proper groove. So, on the one hand, sorry to see it go because I really like Mindy Kaling and I want to see women-driven shows succeed, but on the other hand, it was an inconsistent…

I’d guess aubergine features prominently?

It’s when you barbecue vegans. Duhhhhhhh.

Hot veggies? Just like a plate of hot limp veg.

sadness. what it is is sadness.

Just recently there was a guy harassing a woman on the bus ride home and I tried to be like “Dude, you’re not only annoying everyone on the bus but can’t a woman just be left alone in public?” and then he took a swing at me with a bottle of iced tea. Luckily he ran off the bus because the driver was also having none…

I’m extra nice to drunk men. Mainly because I am scared out of my fucking mind.

Ok, Kris.