So there's something "twisted" about that "girl", but Johnny Depp is "very smart". Ookkaayy... have you seen any of his recent movies?

How could she not know Bey was going to be there when Bey was the one being honored?

There's no way I'm listening to those 2 blow each other for 8 minutes so thanks for the transcript!

As soon as she learns to talk I'm going to have her teach me her moves.

TRUE THAT.

Kylie certainly has a type.

They are for deck parties where only white wine and vodka/gin & tonics are served. No food.

My son is an engineer at a very big chip maker and he has always worn t-shirts and shorts to work, like everyone else. He feels a little more professional than some others because his t-shirts aren't paint-stained.

If there's someone who seems like they need a croissant (or carbs in any other delicious form) it's Faye Dunaway. She's always scared me a little.

Girl, I'm probably twice your age and have never carried anything but lipstick with me once my face is on...too lazy and I don't like toting my life around.

She had a great opportunity and blew it. It's as if she felt she had to be polite to a guest on her show. I was hoping for a takedown.

North Carolina is dangerous - that place is full of deadly snakes.

She's got someone else's hair now - Farrah Fawcett's.

Amazed by the number of women who are willing to ignore Allen's past to act in one of his shitty movies.

Agreed. I'm fair and can't wear black eyeliner at all.

I'm not sure the black eyeliner works so well on a woman "of a certain age".

May I give her a "g"? She seems to have misplaced hers.

I'm unable to convey sufficient sarcasm for this site I guess. She seems to have a lot of fans on Jez and I just don't get it.

Wait, I thought Khloe was the “cool” one!

Look at that lovely face. Pure joy.