38 here and I would love to live in that place forever. Minus the astronaut and firefighter costumes.

Because they're different people?

Why do you think the coordinator is there to provide support for only women?

I was also reading it as “Kenny Rogers” and I was happy.

It’s the most that I thought you’d earned. Enjoy these last eighteen words that I feel you’re worth.

Don’t you know that the other women were supposed to be invested in his marriage and family, too? Ungrateful hussies.

Yeah, no.

You’re a charmer.

Exactly my thoughts. Well, my thoughts were actually just high-pitched shrieking, but you get it.

But what were you and they wearing and eating? If you don’t write about that, it never really happened.

I remember reading these types of articles as a teenager and being so taken in by them. I couldn’t see that they were pretentious and repetitive. I really thought that the star were bearing their souls for that particular interview while wearing an incredible sweater or sunglasses that are never taken off the whole…

Being an asshole is a choice.

You forgot "great". Great is great.

I just realized that I didnt specify which “he” I’m referring to. I meant your husband obviously.

He sounds like a good egg.

I am so very sorry. I cannot imagine how you feel given that I, a stranger, feel like vomiting.

WTF?

Fucking preach.

As someone riding the Red Line right now, I can attest that your assessment of the situation is entirely accurate.

I read this three times and I, too, like you.