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Susannah Dean's New Phone
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Well, there are good verses on both sides.

Trump's tweet sounds like an off kilter haiku.

But is she hot?

I prefer his "Liberalism Is a Disease". The tornado in the background is subtle yet powerful yet stupid. This Donald Trump painting shall definitely go down in history as a lesser McNaughton.

This is... vivid.

I like him not.

I like you.

I’m laughing so hard that my cat ran off.

OH NO. However, I will absolutely be watching the rest of that movie when I have an hour. It looks dreadful.

Hey, now... You forgot "great".

I mean, she looks fine and OK. But not "I was styled by professionals" OK.

If only you'd said, "I hope you get fucked by a snowplow." When will you kids learn?

My favorite part is where the “citizen soldiers” just barely avoid running over a small, brown child. Bless you, benevolent and noble American warriors!