You say “sexual abuse of a minor.”

Yeah at this point I just hope I’m close to the initial blast.

Frankly, I’m more worried about dogs than people. An animal control officer advised my pit bull bitten husband that he was with in his rights to shoot the dog that bit him. Like shoot to kill. He is considering a concealed carry permit for his bicycle commute, just to deal with the dogs.

Also, thanks for this:

Right? I would take 8 more years of Dubya over another week of this buffoon...

He makes Dubya look like a fucking Rhodes scholar. This is the same Dubya who didn’t know how to put on his rain poncho at the inauguration.

That’s called outrage fatigue and trump is counting on it. Take a breather and then put your yelling pants back on.

I already posted a gif elsewhere of my personal savior, Alan Johnson from Peep Show, so forgive me here.

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

I wonder how many signs you would have to make to equal the cost of an IUD.

When I was working in the media, I had to monitor the Letters to the Editor, and every week, without fault, we would get a dozen e-mails around the lines “Why don’t know the truth about Benghazi?” well into 2014 because a dozen inquires, millions of dollars spent and plenty of books from reputatble writers wasn’t…

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Mom?

And on the spiritual side we present The Narcissist’s Prayer:

Maybe women just shouldn’t be allowed to fly?