i was like >:( yes they are and then the rest happened and i was like that's my babe~

As long as you don't pour it in your fuckin' iced tea, we'll all be fine.

Did you just compare me, a black man, to a fucking animal? You son of a bitch! Now I'm going to eat a damn brisket sandwhich, FUCK YOUR ENVIRONMENT!!

bravo.

Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.

It really was. I mean, some people didn't know what I was going through, but I lost a lot of weight very fast so I think most people should have been able to tell it was probably a medical issue and therefore not something to celebrate. Many of the people who DID know, though, would come at it like "Well I'm sorry…

Dotting tools are the BEST. They are super easy to use (just like a pen) and you can make super awesome designs with them that *look* complicated, but really are just a bunch of dots.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.

Oh hell yes Etsy allows resellers.

I want to claw my eyes out.

I kind of feel like June from HDTGM.

Finally understanding the level of Monogrammed Thermosery


god fucking bless BCO

I do wish that doctors were more careful about following up with patients who are prescribed opioids. They are hugely addictive and it's really easy to get an Rx.

The only reason I made a page at all was to see my sister's kids' photos, and I don't even bother going on it for that.

i wanna try spanx. but like, as an actual plus sized person with an apple shape they are just gunna roll down. i know it. I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN ANNA AND IT'S BAD.

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.