Yeah, Mr. Fuzz laughed at th knitter too. I said it’s probably a choice of knitting like you life depends on it or screaming.

I was a GS and loved it! If I had a girl kid, we’d be all in on GS. I had a boy kid, though and I’m not so hot on BS (lol). We spent a lot of time in the military and saw quickly that the Mormons have BS locked up. It’s true in our civilian neighborhood too. He was heavily recruited by a neighbor dad, a Mormon, and…

There are some enzymes that can be checked via blood work. If they go up over time, it’s a concern. CA 125 is the name of the test. Also a yearly ultrasound to detect changes. My mom died of ovarian cancer. The symptoms are kinda vague and frankly not individually terrifying BUT, if you have them all or most, get…

Meh, it was cloudy here. Went to yoga instead.

Our Grifter-In-Chief!

A great number of Roman emperors were also killed by their body guards, the Praetorian Guards....

Knew Fuzz Jr. was a pure GENIUS child when he independently rejected Chuck E Cheese at the tender age of 3 because it was “creepy and too loud”. He spent the entire birthday party with tp wadded up in his ears to muffle the din. He has consistently refused an any invitations in the intervening 11 years that required…

I stand for those allergic to nickel. Which is no doubt a major component of these cheap ass crotch chains. Not getting hives for this.

I know I’ve said this before, but our brains are evil little fuckers. I lost 50 pounds and a couple sizes a few years ago. I was still fat, but not as fat ... if you know what I mean. I COULD NOT see it in the mirror. Despite the concrete evidence of new, smaller clothes and feeling better, etc. I couldn’t see it. To…

Maybe we need a Fryer Festival (which is incidentally how I usually read Fyre on the first try). Lots of deep fried treats. Oh wait, that’s a State Fair... or a chippie in Scotland.

Me too. I think this is why: um. Ummmm. Uuuum. Mm. It’s a very annoying verbal tic and you would think a radio person at the long end of a career would have done the work to eradicate it by one.

No, it has always been only one thing: an angel.

I got some with a coupon for a free pint. Even free it was not worth it.

Yep, I had blue hair in rural Texas in the 1980's. EVERY godamm person I met (multiple times in the course of a day) felt compelled to comment, every time. I started proud, but gave up soon. Plus, it was hard to maintain the blue on my own. My sister had to mail me hair dye from the big city!

Also, I believe that Halle Berry is a type 1 diabetic who wears an insulin pump. It’s likely she does not drink alcohol.

Yes! Beat me to it! Congratulations!

I got some (lemon cake) because I had coupon for a free pint. It was not worth what I paid ;), even at free. No flavor, texture issues, can only have a tiny serving due to carbs and still gave me a stomach ache. I’d rather take a lactaid and have the same 1/4 cup of something that tastes good.

I’m with Kathy on the no prosthetics with a double mastectomy. You need breasts connected to your body to properly keep a bra in place. Otherwise, the bra ends up in your armpits and the chicken cutlets fall out of your neckline. Plus, no bra. NO BRA no. bra.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: your teeth are goofy, Junior. Keep your mouth closed in photos. He looks 10 IQ points smarter when the teeth don’t show. Goodness knows those 10 points make a difference for him.

My poor doggy girl has been diagnosed with Cushing’s disease. I’m mad at myself for not seeing it sooner. If your dog is pot bellied and drinking like crazy, panting hard even in an air conditioned house, extra hungry and/or has funky skin issues: get them checked! Their adrenal glands are producing extra cortisol.…