Shooter “grabbed his entire crotch” and “shook it”
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Arizona is going to drunkenly challenge Florida to a fist fight in a Waffle House parking lot at 2am for the title of who’s the biggest national embarrassment
“He’s either the world’s best liar, or he’s telling the truth.”
“I’m actually very, very respectful to female co-hosts,”
I’m young and I don’t fucking get it.
Heads up: I will consider blocking anyone whose response to this is anything resembling “I DON’T GET IT I’M OLD”
Maybe these asshats were never funny to begin with?
I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…
Marzipan is basically cruising through life on good looks and charm ;)
In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015.
“In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015. So it sounds like they were super close.”
If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv
Melania’s never watched HTGAWM. She just heard that Michelle loves it.
“Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters at a briefing Monday afternoon that if Democrats don’t cooperate with Donald Trump, the administration might just go ahead and start deporting DREAMers, just like that.”
If your religious or “moral” views prevent you from providing service to a patient who doesn’t fit within your moral framework, you (1) have really shitty religious/“moral” beliefs and (2) should find a line of work that doesn’t require you to come into contact with people you find morally objectionable.
... so it’s at least beneficial for Melania?
she was young. it was 2012. the conversation was different.
“Our sons, Track and Trig, and our lovely daughters, Chem, Bio, and Literature.”
As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.